Got a laugh from this ticket in our bug tracking software earlier this week:
SQL query from
sends Oracle into a unrelenting CPU sucking spasm
A little too hyperbolic? Maybe. Though there actual contents of the ticket were well documented, so I don’t mind. The ticket was created by one of my former co-workers. He’s been gone just over a year now and I have to say that I miss him. He was quite good at his job, but also quite funny (in a depressing sort of way). Here’s another example of his commenting style from a simple script to email some daily logs:
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Suffice it to say, he was not a big fan of windows (or oracle for that matter).